- person: get your license
- me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
movie review: the sad parts of the movie made me feel sad, which is a bad feeling. but later i felt happy, due to a happy part in the movie.
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
*stays home* i should’ve gone out
*goes out* i should’ve stayed home
how hard is it to grasp that two characters hate each other? there’s no underlying sexual tension, there’s no secretly caring about each other but not wanting the other to know it. they just hate each other, pure and simple. WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.